Gum Girl: Journey to Rico/Transcript

Introduction with Malik and Maria

 * Malik: [humming but notices the audience] Hi there everybody! Welcome to the movie! It's so glad to see you. Now this movie...
 * Maria: Malik! Listen, Malik. I'm going to take a shower. Have you seen my anti-bacterial soap?
 * Malik: Uh, no Maria. I haven't.
 * Maria: Oh.
 * Malik: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about Gum Girl. And the movie will also be introducing our newest friend, Ravi Rodriguez.
 * Maria: Who are you talking to?
 * Malik: The audience, Maria. They're right there.
 * Maria: Huh?
 * Malik: See?
 * Maria: [gasps] Wow, look at all of those people! Hey, nice cardigan. [laughs with Malik]
 * Malik: Now, in this movie, both Gum Girl and Ravi are going to need your help. They want you to talk and play along.
 * Maria: Uh, how do we start?
 * Malik: It's easy. Just count backwards from 10.
 * Maria: Okay!
 * Malik: You see, Maria. That's how you start a movie, Maria.
 * Maria: Oh!
 * Malik: Can you all help us count backwards from 10?
 * Audience: Yeah!
 * Malik: Well, roll out! [The screen shows a film countdown]
 * Everyone: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. [The screen changes to a blue sky with clouds]
 * Malik: Hey, uh, Maria? Don't you think you oughta put some clothes on now?
 * Maria: What? [notices she's still naked] Aahh!! Aaahhh!!! Malik! [runs off]
 * Malik: [giggles] Enjoy the movie, everybody. [The movie titles show up on the screen]

Scene 1 - It's Always Summer In Stockton

 * Dr. Gomez: Oh, shoot. Rico. Rico. Rico. Dude, we slept in again. The song's about to start!
 * Rico: Shoot, Gabby! We can't miss the song. Gabby, wake up!
 * Gabby: What? What? I'm up. I'm up.
 * Dr. Gomez: This song is such an awesome way to start every morning.
 * Gabby: Ay caramba, I love them so much.
 * Oh, yeah
 * Oh, yeah
 * Livin' like I'm on the edge of sur-reality
 * But I know everything is gonna be cool, as long as you’re here with me
 * And we’re gonna lighten up each other’s load
 * When bumps and curves come on the road
 *  'Cause we are all in it together
 * And that’s forever
 * It’s always Summer in Stockton
 * Even in December, we’re singin' la-di-da-da!
 * It’s always Summer in Stock-
 * In Stockton (It's Always Summer)
 * It doesn’t get better than that
 * Gabby: You know what I like the most about yard sales? It's how you get to learn a lot about people from the stuff they own. Take this, for example. [Gabby takes a vinyl out of a box.] Who would have thought Ninja-Rina was a popstar?
 * Rico: [Rico takes a ski mask out of a box.] What do you think he does with this mask?
 * Ninja-Rina: That's called a the ninjaclava. [Ninja-Rina puts on the mask.] I wear it to specifically tan my lips and eyelids. You should totally buy it. People love this thing -- especially the guys at the bank. They always put their hands in the air and start waving, and throwing money at me.
 * Gabby: [Gabby shows the toilet swing.] What's this for?
 * Ninja-Rina: That's a toilet swing. [Ninja-Rina takes it out of Gabby's hand.] You see, when you're a bonanza banana split, you have trouble sitting on the toilet without dipping in, so what you do is -- [Gabby and Rico scream.]
 * Gabby: No! Stop, stop. That was way too descriptive. Now we don't know whether to scream or throw up.
 * Katoon: Hey, Rico, do you have any money?
 * Rico: How 'bout both?
 * Ravi: Gabby, I'm Ravi, how are things?
 * Gabby: Good.
 * Ravi: Come with me.
 * [She takes her to a cliff slide that has a good view of the horizon]
 * Gabby: [uses her force vision] Wow! It's beautiful!
 * Ravi: My mother used to take me here when I was a baby.
 * Gabby: I wish I could see her, if she was, she would be my grandmother.
 * Ravi: That's right.
 * Gabby: What? What else?
 * Ravi: I'm going. But before I do, that's something I want you to remember.
 * Gabby: What is that it?
 * Ravi: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think," [kisses her] Goodbye.